My daughter is the proud mother of three children. She is a single mom with an incredibly tough job on her hands. When you have to be both parents, sometimes life can be a little tricky. Especially if you have boys. Or girls. Or both.
Froglegs is almost seven. He has learned all kinds of cool things in first grade. And we do our best to broaden his horizons. You know…expose him to other cultures and foods and sports and anything else we can cram into his head.
He is generally very excited to learn things. Especially if it involves weapons or things that could BECOME weapons.
This morning I heard a tap on my bedroom door. I was still trying to grab a few more minutes of peaceful slumber.
“Who is it?”
“It’s me. Froglegs.”
I invited him to come in and cuddle with me for a few minutes. He chose Papa’s side of the bed (Papa was already up and leaving for work.)
I noticed that Froglegs had on his new boxing gloves. Hmmm…Must have been his way of protecting me in Papa’s absence. He went right to sleep and I finally got up and got my day started.
Now, you must remember that Froglegs has a “thing” for Mario. Also for Star Wars. And recently, he went airborne trying to slamdunk a basketball.
Football is not high on our list of encouraged sports (even though I am a die-hard Packers fan) because of the risk of injury. But he has starred in soccer and baseball already, and well…he rides a bike and a skateboard…
But we were all a little surprised when he announced that he wanted to learn to FENCE. Seriously, how does he even KNOW about fencing??? That surpasses all of our previous deposits of other-culture-important-to-know experiences.
This afternoon, Froglegs had a conversation with his mom. Oh to have been a fly on the wall!!!
“So When I’m 10 I can fence?”
His mother replied, “Yes, but you know you’ll be using real swords. But they train you so you don’t kill anybody…”
Twenty seconds of silence. Something was ticking and blinking in that boy’s head.
” Whoa! Wait, so you don’t use a light saber to fence? Whoa!!! I will play basketball instead.”
So, the boy learned an important lesson today. Fencing is no good without light sabers. But maybe we should let him watch Zorro…