Humidity on Steroids

So our elected leaders are very interested in the testimonies of Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens regarding the Baseball Steroids scandals. I didn’t realize that this was a “national” emergency or anything so earth-shattering that our government would take this much time to talk to sports heroes who may or may not have done something illegal. Isn’t that why we have a judicial system?

I don’t know about you, but I am far more interested in the government questioning the Weather about Humidity taking steroids. Seriously, something has to be done about the drenching air. It barely qualifies as “air”–it is so damp, it might as well just be H2O. But the question remains: When is Congress going to hold the hearings and needle Humidity and Mother Nature about this incessant dampness that is turning the beautiful Heart of America into the Armpit of America? Is there an environmentally-friendly anti-perspirant that our weather could take? Maybe the EPA could provide the outdoors with solar powered air conditioning to counter the humidity? And THEN we gather all the excess humidity and send it to the drought areas and the deserts and dry river beds…we could solve almost all of the environmental issues! And just think, we could take the moisture up in the air and let the huge windmills could disperse the moisture and it could rain at JUST the RIGHT TIMES!!! I AM A GENIUS!!!!!!!

Now, to get my patents lined up, a small government-backed business loan, let’s see…I think I can pencil the world-wide humidity controller conference for…next Thursday?

(My husband says he hopes people read this all the way to the end or they might think I am crazy. LOL…you guys already know I am…he’s the one that I have fooled!) 🙂


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